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A young man protects a mysterious woman in a dystopian world where all the females have disappeared, and all the men are afflicted by a force that puts their thoughts on display.

A young man's ability to teleport himself anywhere in the world makes him a target for those who have sworn to kill him and others like him.

Many years after the reign of Caesar, a young ape goes on a journey that will lead him to question everything he's been taught about the past and make choices that will define a future for apes and humans alike.

After hearing about a mythical creature that lives locally, Gene leads his siblings and their friends on a mission to find it; downtime at the restaurant brings out Linda's competitive nature.

The Belchers try to help Bob's friend, Critter, after he lands in jail for unpaid parking tickets; Linda takes a job as a babysitter.

Tina gets a chance to be a soloist in a play but is concerned the role will ruin her social status; Linda thinks her promising business plan might make the Belcher family rich.

Bob's friend Warren offers to invest in the restaurant and give it a makeover.

Louise enters a contest that could give Tina a chance to meet the exiting member of a boy band; an interesting piece of history about Bob's restaurant leads to tension between Bob and Jimmy Pesto.

Quagmire's sister comes to Quahog to nurse him back to health when he is hospitalized, but he learns that she's the one in need of help.

Actor Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes enamored with Peter; Stewie gets into trouble when he takes the family car for a drive.

Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.

Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.

When the Griffins' car breaks down in Amish country, the family ends up crusading against conservative locals; Meg develops a crush on an Amish boy.

When Peter and the guys take a road trip to the Deep South, they end up in jail; Lois and her friends partake in some childish antics.

After Lois' father falls asleep while driving, the family becomes concerned and decides to check out retirement communities in Florida.

Quagmire gets involved with a newly 18-year-old Meg, much to Peter's dismay.

Wrexham AFC plays three high stakes matches in seven days including hosting legendary Premier League club Chelsea. Co-Chairmen Rob Mac and Ryan Reynolds prepare to broadcast a match.

Wrexham AFC plays three high stakes matches in seven days including hosting legendary Premier League club Chelsea. Co-Chairmen Rob Mac and Ryan Reynolds prepare to broadcast a match.

Brian dates a blind girl only to find out she hates dogs; the Griffins install a new staircase in their home.

Lois shuns the believers and takes drastic action to care for a sick boy after his parents refuse treatment on religious grounds.

Bender is boosted into a god-like entity capable of predicting the future; Leela reaches a decision about her relationship with Fry.

The series is reimagined in three distinct animation styles during the eighth season.

Bender becomes a father when he has a child with the office soda machine.

An ancient prophecy predicts the world will end in 3012, spurring an evacuation from Earth.

After Peggy writes Bobby's school essay about the flag, his teacher chooses him to read his essay during a ceremony.

The rodeo comes to town, and Bobby shames his family when he fails at calf-roping and succeeds at being a clown.

Buck Strickland's wife tosses him out of the house, takes over his propane business and sets her sights on Hank.

After Hank is framed for Debbie's murder, he must defend himself to Peggy, as well as Sheriff Mumford.

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Stanton Carlisle endears himself to a clairvoyant and her mentalist husband at a traveling carnival. He soon hatches a scheme to con a dangerous tycoon with help from a mysterious psychologist who might be his most formidable opponent yet.

When teens mysteriously develop powerful new abilities, they are declared a threat by the government and detained. Betrayed by the adults in power, they must use their collective powers to wage a resistance and take back their future.

Homer recalls a family vacation to the Grand Canyon with the Flanders.

Homer makes a deal with a travel agent to be the courier of a top secret briefcase to get a discount on a family vacation to Paris.

Homer embarrasses himself while trying to read a speech at work, then turns to improv comedy to regain his confidence for public speaking; Marge decides to rebuild Bart's treehouse.

Marge gets arrested for letting Bart go to the park unsupervised; while Marge enjoys the welcome break from being mom and wife, Homer struggles to manage all the household responsibilities.

When a fire levels Springfield, Mr. Burns agrees to the Simpsons' pleas that he fund the town's rebuilding, on the condition that he gets to put on a variety show.

Mr. Burns hires the Simpsons, except Homer, to be his virtual family; Homer becomes best friends with the girl next door.

After finding Bart rooting for a Boston football team, Homer takes the family to Boston to show Bart what a terrible city it is.

When Bob and Linda decide to send Tina to horse camp, she realizes she has to say goodbye to her imaginary horse, Jericho; Linda creates a restaurant camp for Gene and Louise.

Tina's time volunteering at a nursing home forces her to rethink her ideas of love and romance; influenced by his friends, Bob makes questionable choices.

The whole town gets involved when a journalist comes to profile the restaurant on the same day the kids play an epic prank.

When Louise contracts a bad case of the flu, Linda has a mishap trying to deliver Louise's favorite toy to her bedside; Louise has a wild, fever-induced dream.

Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a cellphone by taking care Bob's prized eraser.

Tina seeks the help of Mr. Ambrose after Tammy steals her idea for the annual Halloween costume contest; Bob tries to find out who is stealing his perfectly crafted pumpkins.

Peter tries to become a famous actor; Chris starts dating a girl who looks very similar to a member of the Griffin household.

After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.

When Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help save his pharmacy, the three decide to burn it down and collect the insurance money.

Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover frightens Stewie.

After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything and that the town has been deserted.

When Peter's favorite TV show is canceled, he creates and stars in his own show for children; Meg interns at the hospital.

Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship.

Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on a rescue mission.

When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.

Brian and Stewie respond to mail from the viewers; a British version of the Griffins.

Leela becomes a campaign manager for a presidential candidate whose birth certificate is missing.

Bender wants to take a photo of an actor whose face has never been seen so he joins the paparazzi.

Leela becomes upset when both her parents split up and her mother begins to go out with Zapp Brannigan.

Amy and Leela become addicted to nectar, a nutritional supplement that boosts their performance in the future sport of Butterfly Derby.

After Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, his friend Joseph convinces Bobby to help him spy on her.

After being reprimanded by Hank, Luanne moves next door with some rowdy college students (guest voices Andy Dick, Vicki Lewis, Maura Tierney). Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy and Pamela Segall.

Peggy becomes involved in a pyramid scam and recruits Bill as her star sales representative. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Stephen Root and Pamela Segall. Guest voice: Teri Garr.

Bobby emerges as the chosen one when Buddhist monks arrive in Arlen, Texas, looking for a reincarnated lama.

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When Bobby develops allergies, Hank must choose between his son and Ladybird.

Bobby gets involved in protecting the environment, which threatens to reveal a 30-year-old secret held by Hank, Dale and Bill.

Mr. Burns initiates a contest in which the children of Springfield battle each other; Lisa's imaginary friend becomes jealous of her real friends; Moe tells Bart that the bar patrons are really covert agents.

Lisa and Bart investigate a new candy from Krusty; Homer asks for Marge's help when he decides to ask for a promotion at the nuclear plant; news anchor Kent Brockman wants to change the media world.

Homer gets roped into coaching the kids' lacrosse team with Milhouse's dad.

When the Retirement Castle and V.A. Hospital can't help Grampa with his health problems, the Simpsons decide to take a family trip to Cuba so they can get him some cheap medical care.

Homer discovers an app that outsources his father-son bonding; Grampa learns he's about to become a father again.

Homer has the opportunity to sue Mr. Burns after a workplace accident; Marge seeks romance from an unexpected source; Lisa tries to maintain peace on the school bus.

Krusty and his daughter spend Christmas with the Simpsons; Reverend Lovejoy tries to attract converts after church attendance drops; a spooky Christmas toy haunts Maggie.

Marge becomes obsessed with the Japanese way of life; Homer must find a new home for the family pig and Lisa must say goodbye to her saxophone.

Mr. Burns seeks revenge against a musical mogul who conned him, with help from Homer, Bart, rapper Jazzy James and the mogul's ex-wife; the richest kid in town demonstrates interest in Lisa; Smithers embarks on a journey; Marge opens a shop.

Mr. Burns seeks revenge against a musical mogul who conned him, with help from Homer, Bart, rapper Jazzy James and the mogul's ex-wife; the richest kid in town demonstrates interest in Lisa; Smithers embarks on a journey; Marge opens a shop.

All the fast food restaurants in Springfield go healthy, forcing Homer to turn to the last bastion of greasy food for comfort.

Bart deals with his guilt after betraying Lisa; Springfield is in awe of Homer when he is revealed to be a chess savant.

Bart and Lisa return home from Kamp Krustier early, interrupting Homer and Marge's romantic encounters; Bart and Lisa confront a source of trauma.

Working for the school's paper, Lisa covers Bart's success when he becomes a star basketball player at Springfield Elementary; things go awry when Bart gets involved with the Mafia.

Marge turns to a series of parenting experts for advice when she becomes worried that Bart is destined for failure; Homer decides to open a trophy store; Grampa gives Bart a watch coveted by Homer.

Disappointed with Yale, Mr. Burns decides to start his own for-profit university and hires Homer as a professor.

Bart gets in trouble on Grandparents' Day at school and is forced to hang out with Skinner's mother as punishment; a new game takes over the town of Springfield.

Moe helps Homer and Marge with their marriage; Nigel tries to break them apart after making a bet with Mr. Burns.

When Homer's court case determines that a dog's life is more valuable than a human's life, the canines recognize their new position of power and begin to assert their dominance.

In a magical medieval world, Marge's mother is turned into an Ice Walker and Homer forces Lisa to use illegal magic to cure her; Lisa is kidnapped and Homer must lead a feudal uprising to save her.

Marge and Lisa turn Lisa's experiences into a pop culture hit, but they struggle with creative differences.

Homer discovers Maggie's whistling talent and launches her baby-celebrity career; When Marge impresses Fat Tony with her interior design taste, he hires her to style his brothel.

Peter encourages Joe to have a one-night stand to get even with Bonnie; Peter has a run-in with the angry chicken.

After learning that Ross Fishman, Lois's ex, and his family are going to climb Mount Everest, the competitive Griffins decide to do the same.

When the Griffins are selected to have their TV-watching habits monitored, Peter hatches a scheme to control the airwaves.

Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public in order to drive up profits; Quagmire reveals a secret.

When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.

When the criminal who put Joe in the wheelchair becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter try to hunt him down.

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.

When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.

Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.

When the Griffins try to pick Chris up from space camp, they find themselves accidentally launched into space and reliant on Chris to get them home.

Brian loses confidence when he learns that Stewie has written a better play than he.

During a visit to Harvard, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute; in an attempt to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends that Peter is his lover.

The government bills Hank $900 for a haircut he gets at the hands of an Army barber. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

When Hank runs out of propane during a summer barbecue, Bobby entertains the famished crowd with jokes about propane.

Nancy and Dale rekindle the romance in their marriage, leaving Nancy's former lover John Redcorn out in the cold.

Hank becomes a zoning board member in his bid to strike down a local ordinance prohibiting the use of high-flow toilets during a drought.

Peggy is shocked to learn about a video of her extra-large feet that is being shown around the Internet.

While attending a Nashville music festival, Peggy claims that Randy Travis stole lyrics from a song she wrote years ago.

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Nancy decides she needs a face-lift; Dale comes up with a not-so-foolproof scheme to acquire the money.

Hank's unique health condition threatens his ability to compete in the Durndle County Mower Races.

Bobby poses as a high school student with a failing kidney, so that he can enjoy the perks of high school life; Dale goes into the portable toilet business.

Bobby takes a women's self-defense class at the YMCA where he learns to kick assailants in the groin.

When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem.

Peggy, wrongly convinced she speaks fluent Spanish, takes Bobby's class on a field trip to Mexico and accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl; a saucy policewoman has the hots for Hank.

A judge assigns Buck to community service with Habitat for Humanity; Peggy and Dee Dee plan a Christmas dinner at the Habitat house.

Bobby and Connie pretend to break up to throw off her parents, so the two can spend more time together.

Boomhauer gives advice on love, so Bobby will impress Connie on St. Valentine's Day.

Hank and Bobby are both nominated to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen; in the end Hank is chosen.

Hank tries to win the Renaissance Faire propane account by getting Peggy to work there; when Peggy is sentenced to the stocks for protesting the treatment of female employees, Hank must defend his wife's honor.

Hank discovers that Connie has a talent for bluegrass music and arranges a trip to Branson to enter her in a fiddle contest.

A local bartender becomes rich and famous using Homer's recipe for a flaming drink.

Homer and Marge permit Moe to baby-sit Maggie after she takes a shine to the bartender.

Lisa helps Moe become a published poet, but when a literary conference features him, he takes all the credit for his success.

Homer tries to spend more time with Maggie; Moe falls for a woman he met on the Internet.

Fed up with the thankless duty of driving the kids around, Marge starts working as a driver for a transportation app service; Homer bankrupts Moe while watching the bar for a night.

Homer and Marge follow Moe after the bar closes early and discover him and his father fighting; they attempt to bring Moe and his father back together.

On a mission to play hardcore pranks, Bart, Nelson and Milhouse get Moe a mail-order bride.

Evergreen Terrace is overrun with traffic, and Moe has a fateful choice to make.

Bob secures a new meat provider who claims to save clients money on every order, but he soon realizes that things are too good to be true.

Tina has a mishap that gets her thrown into detention, forcing Bob and Linda to let Gene and Louise stay home alone; Bob and Linda get into a jam with their accountant.

Gene and Louise try to ruin their day-before-Thanksgiving play to save their long weekend; Linda finds a potato that resembles her late grandfather.

Bob unexpectedly gets involved in an intense gingerbread house-building competition with Mr. Fischoeder's friends; Linda and Teddy take the kids caroling.

After hurting her ankle, Tina sends a robot version of herself to school and in the process has an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy Jr.

As Valentine's Day approaches, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos; Bob decides on a romantic gesture to impress Linda.

When Gayle's cat, Mr. Business, secures a pet agent, Bob finds out that Linda may have been helping to fund the cat's career.

Louise must defend one of her biggest foes at Wagstaff during a mock trial; Bob and Jimmy Pesto work together to catch a scammer.

Maggie becomes possessed by an ancient demon; Lisa discovers a perfect version of her family in an alternate universe; Homer cannibalizes himself.

Grampa gets a hearing aid and finally hears what everyone has been saying about him; Principal Skinner discovers that his mother has kept a secret from him.

On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Pete stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends.

When Meg catches Chris stealing money from Lois' purse, she makes him do her chores; Chris, tired of the pact with Meg, runs away to live with Herbert; Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.

When Lois gets a job at an adults-only phone line to earn extra money, she takes a call from Peter.

An unfortunate sky-diving accident sends Peter to the hospital, where he makes friends with a man named Mahmoud; Quagmire and Joe become suspicious of Mahmoud.

Fed up with his inferiority to machines, Hermes replaces his body parts with mighty mechanical upgrades.

Fry finds himself the victim of a horrific sausage-making accident.

As a robot, Bender lacks free will so he embarks on a quest for the meaning of life.

The Professor is upset when his parents return from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star.

Bender becomes the hunted after saving a robotic fox from hunters.

The Planet Express crew escape to Mars Vegas for the weekend, only to run afoul of Robot Mafia, who is looking to recover a debt.

Bender and the crew are featured in a nature documentary show called "Mutual of Omicron's Wild Universe"; they appear as different animals in each segment with voice-over narration.

Bender meets a famous folk singer at a maximum security prison and attempts to make a copy of his precious guitar.

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When a squire assaults a knight's wife, she steps forward to accuse her attacker, an act of bravery and defiance that puts her life in jeopardy. The ensuing trial by combat, a grueling duel to the death, places the fate of all three in God's hands.

Still coping with the loss of her fiancé, Mira Ray begins sending text messages to the man who inherited his old phone number. Captivated by the honesty of her words, he tries to figure out how to meet Mira in person -- and win her heart.

Marge is frustrated with the local government and decides to run for mayor; she makes Homer the butt of her jokes to win public support.

Homer reunites the old bowling team to cheer up Moe; the bowling team must compete with arrogant millionaires; Lisa and Marge try to teach Bart that money isn't everything.

As future Lisa writes her college application essay for Harvard, she recalls disappointing birthdays that helped shape her.

The town puts together a search party after Bart goes missing; Sideshow Bob tries to force his whereabouts out of Milhouse.

The Simpsons go to a STEM conference; Lisa falls for a crooning jazz pianist; Bart discovers he has an affinity for chemistry.

Fearing that the end of the world is near, Mr. Burns tasks Dr. Frink with testing all of Springfield's residents to determine who is worth saving.

When Gene discovers the formula for his favorite chocolate has changed, he works with the head of the company to try to remedy the situation; Bob gets involved in one of Teddy's less-than-perfect plans.

Linda eagerly accepts the chance to chaperone Tina's weekend away at a heroine conference; Gene and Louise have plans for a weekend alone with Bob.

When Tina learns that the aquarium is in danger of closing, the Belcher kids devise a plan to keep it running; Bob realizes that he could learn from Linda's customer service skills.

Tina finds unexpected success on the debate team; Louise and Gene convince their parents to help fund a stop-motion movie focusing on a surprising subject.

After the Belcher parents have a little too much fun hiding Easter eggs, the entire family gets enlisted to find the lone egg quickly rotting in its hiding place.

Linda wins a dream weekend at the place where her favorite TV show is filmed; Teddy's back problems leave him stuck on the floor.

Mayor West becomes the prime suspect when a murder occurs at his mansion.

When Peter resurfaces after being in a plane crash and lost in the wilderness for two months, his family must find a way to bring him back from his animal-like state.

When teddy bear Rupert is recalled, Stewie is determined to get his best friend back; when Peter is sick and can't compete in a bowling tournament, Lois fills in for him.

Peter and the guys try to save The Drunken Clam from being closed after the bar's owner dies; Meg gets a job at a funeral home.

The Griffins move to a farm, where Peter starts a drug business.

Stewie's time machine malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas for a Bette Midler concert.

The Griffins are invited to join a fancy country club, and must adjust to a new lifestyle.

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.

When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear.

Professor Farnsworth rescues the ship from the junkyard and joins a gang of street-racing punks.

After being marooned on a distant planet, Fry is befriended by a young monster.

Fry and Leela try to get some privacy, but their romantic vacation goes very wrong.

Bender becomes a famous firefighter, but the crew suspects him of arson.

Hank and Peggy disagree on presidential candidates; voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall Adlon and Brittany Murphy.

When Buck Strickland takes Bobby on a gambling spree in Hot Springs, Ark., Hank must track them down and bail them out.

Bobby becomes envious when his best friend, Joseph, begins to change physically after hitting puberty.

Bobby refuses to celebrate a traditional Thanksgiving after learning about its history from John Redcorn.

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After a clerical error schedules their weddings on the same day, two longtime best friends (Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway) declare all-out war on each other.

A pessimistic magazine article prompts an unmarried woman to revisit her numerous ex-boyfriends to find out if one of them could be her true love.

When Homer is accused of stealing a million-dollar painting, only a detective from the 1970s can clear his name.

Homer and Marge recount the story of their transition from loving their life without kids to being miserable parents.

Bart goes to prankster rehab after a clown-mask prank terrifies the town and destroys Krusty's career; Krusty tries his hand at serious drama with a regional theater company.

In an attempt to bring the family together, Marge forces everyone to give up electronics for the day and take a trip to a book store.

When the Simpsons' flight is rerouted to New Orleans, Lisa rediscovers her passion for jazz; Bart is intrigued by voodoo; Homer is intrigued by drinking.

Gene accompanies Bob to a rock 'n' roll laser show; the girls go to a wacky restaurant for dinner.

After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to meet with Mr. Frond; Linda is torn between following school policy or her own moral code.

Bob's outdated camcorder malfunctions, so the kids perform a reimagined version of the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff for Linda when she comes down with a cold and can't attend.

The promise of an easy win is enough to persuade Bob to enter a float contest for the Bog to Beach parade.

When Bob finds out that the nearby wildness equipment store is having a going-out-of-business sale, he finally realizes his dream of becoming an outdoorsman; Linda and the kids spend the night watching the rehearsal for Aunt Gayle's one-woman show.

Bob's Burgers begins serving brunch to compete with Jimmy Pesto, but it quickly turns to chaos; Tina, Gene, and Louise decide to help Mr. Fischoeder's brother.

Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

When Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history, Stewie decides to destroy his time machine.

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.

Peter tries to get his mojo back with the help of Quagmire and Joe.

Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.

When Brian's son, now a TV star, comes to town, Brian is more focused on landing a job on the show's writing staff than being a good dad; an accidental shooting leads to a conflict between Quagmire and Peter.

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death.

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

The Futurama gang stars in a trio of craptastic morning cartoons.

To bring his favorite actor back to life, Bender goes grave robbing.

Bender searches the universe for his missing shiny metal rear end.

Leela discovers a secret genetic engineering facility after a rare condition causes her to grow tentacles.

Hank's buddies give him grief after Peggy flunks a high-school football star who is then suspended from the team.

Cotton is down and out in Arlen, Texas, taking a job as a bathroom attendant.

When the time comes to take a beating from the rival team, the school's new mascot, Bobby, turns and runs.

A lonely Bill responds to letters addressed to Santa Claus, buying expensive gifts for random children.

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Blind veteran Norman Nordstrom has been hiding out for several years in an isolated cabin with a young girl. When a group of unseemly criminals kidnaps her, he's forced to tap into even darker and more creative instincts in an effort to save her.

A young woman discovers the rental home she booked is already occupied by a stranger. Against her better judgment, she decides to spend the night but soon discovers there's a lot more to fear than just an unexpected house guest.

Parapsychologists visit a family's (Sam Rockwell, Rosemarie DeWitt) home when sinister spirits hold their youngest daughter (Kennedi Clements) captive.

Grampa makes a confession to Homer while on his deathbed, but when he makes a recovery, he comes to realize that the issue will not be easy to reconcile.

Homer gets Flanders a job at the plant; Homer regrets it when Flanders starts to insist on carpools and demands more from Homer's work performance; Marge feels that her marriage has lost its spark.

The Simpsons go to Denmark so Grampa can benefit from the country's free health care.

Bart is struck by lightning and is visited by ghosts seeking closure only he can provide.

Bart takes a dare and ends up in the hospital; to cover for himself and Homer, Bart lies about meeting Jesus in Heaven; Christian producers offer the Simpsons a movie deal, but Bart struggles with guilt about lying.

Marge and Homer's marriage is tested when they travel to a tropical island to compete on Marge's favorite reality competition show.

Mr. Frond's therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked; Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case; Teddy decides to get into the inspirational poster business.

On Halloween night, Linda tries to impress the kids by taking them to look for a wolf that has been terrorizing the town; an injured and medicated Bob believes that Teddy has turned into a werewolf.

Tina's new baby-sitting enterprise is quickly derailed by her nemesis Tammy; Bob and Linda check out a competitor's restaurant that is known for its burgers.

Teddy's family unexpectedly announces they're coming for Thanksgiving; the preparation proves challenging; Teddy is discovered to be a hoarder.

Linda begins questioning guests at her party after her prized ornaments are stolen; the kids suspect the anti-Santa.

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.

After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school.

Stewie gets an STD from Brian; Peter and the guys fight for their booth at The Drunken Clam.

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person.

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk.

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument.

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

The Griffins go to Springfield, where they encounter a stranger named Homer Simpson; Stewie trades his mind-control device for Bart's slingshot; Lisa teaches Meg how to play the saxophone; Homer and Peter argue about the best beer.

The crew seeks the meaning of a strange alien melody by taking a journey into Fry's dreams.

The crew is trapped aboard the ship with a terrifying alien creature.

Dr. Zoidberg meets the love of his life; Bender performs in a deadly tap dancing competition.

Fry asks Leela to marry him; the Professor's latest invention alters the fabric of time.

Hank is devastated when he realizes his cherished flatbed truck is on its last legs.

While searching for his birth certificate, Hank learns the true location of his birthplace and becomes an unwitting pawn in one of Cotton's schemes.

Bill starts a relationship with former Texas governor Ann Richards while celebrating his 40th birthday.

Bobby enjoys his ventriloquist's dummy, until Hank takes a shine to the dummy, Chip, who is a big sports fan.

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A young woman discovers the rental home she booked is already occupied by a stranger. Against her better judgment, she decides to spend the night but soon discovers there's a lot more to fear than just an unexpected house guest.

When a man is found dead, a woman who lives by herself in the dangerous marshlands of North Carolina becomes the main suspect. As the case unfolds, the verdict as to what happened becomes increasingly unclear, threatening to reveal many secrets.

Actor Rick Dalton and his longtime stunt double struggle to find work in a Hollywood they don't recognize anymore. Rick also happens to live next door to Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate -- a couple whose futures will be altered by the Manson Family.

After a rough breakup on Valentine's Day, the Belcher women have a limo girls' night out to make Tina feel better; Bob and Gene have a trapeze experience that brings them closer.

When a new playground game is introduced, the school's social hierarchy is turned upside-down; Linda fills in for the local library storyteller and pulls out all the stops to perfect her storyteller persona.

The kids set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which is rumored to be hidden at their school; Teddy starts a phone repair service and the adults become determined to improve his online rating.

Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author; Brian starts exercising excessively after experiencing a runner's high.

Lois and Peter open a cookie store together, but things get messy when Peter comes up with a scheme to bring in more customers.

When Brian's plastic surgery leads him to become a real estate agent, it causes conflict with Quagmire.

A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving; Chris becomes the man of the house in Peter's absence.

When Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help get him a woman.

When Stewie and Brian use the time machine to help Chris learn about history, the three accidentally get stuck in the past.

When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.

Meg is happy when she is asked to be a model but finds the job isn't what she was expecting; when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool, Brian tags along.

With Wrexham fighting for a position in the playoffs and perhaps promotion to the Premier League, Phil Parkinson tries to keep his squad - and himself - grounded.

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When Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, they learn his first name is really Justin; Quagmire gets in trouble with his mother (Allison Janney).

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland discover that Chris is a thief when they form a neighborhood detective agency; Lois worries about Chris' relationship with his girlfriend.

After a pizza guy wakes up in the year 3000, he is befriended by a robot and one-eyed alien. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio. Guest voices: Leonard Nimoy and Dick Clark.

Fry and Leela deliver a package to a lunar amusement park, and Bender finds romance with a farmer's daughter.

A slovenly Fry moves out of the Planet Express offices and moves in with his robot buddy Bender. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.

While on a mission to rescue animals on a doomed planet, Leela becomes a target for a pushy playboy. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.

When the Hills unknowingly take in a prostitute, Hank tangles with the woman's former pimp, Alabaster Jones.

When Dale is forced to give up his extermination job, he discovers a talent for firing employees at his new place of work.

Luanne embraces a religious ceremony that allows participants to regain their virginity, but in the process, Hank learns that Peggy had sex with another man before they were married.

When Bobby develops allergies, Hank must choose between his son and Ladybird.

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When a man is found dead, a woman who lives by herself in the dangerous marshlands of North Carolina becomes the main suspect. As the case unfolds, the verdict as to what happened becomes increasingly unclear, threatening to reveal many secrets.

Actor Rick Dalton and his longtime stunt double struggle to find work in a Hollywood they don't recognize anymore. Rick also happens to live next door to Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate -- a couple whose futures will be altered by the Manson Family.

God and St. Peter contemplate what merits a soul getting into heaven, while citizens of Springfield remember their divine encounters.

Homer wins an oyster-eating contest against the mythical Cthulhu; Springfield is overrun by plant body-snatchers; Lisa finally snaps; Mr. Burns opens a retirement home with some Jurassic upgrades.

A self-driving car company sets up in Springfield and lures all the power plant employees to join its fun work environment.

On a mission to play hardcore pranks, Bart, Nelson and Milhouse get Moe a mail-order bride.

Marge wants a job and stumbles into becoming a plastic food storage container-selling drag queen; Lisa tries to make the world better in the style of "Amelie.".

Tina sets Tammy up with Brett, a boy from out of town; Gene loses his baby tooth and must find a replacement to complete Linda's collection.

After forgetting that they signed up Louise for a soccer league, the Belchers must help her prepare to play in the season's last game; Linda and Gene seize an opportunity to turn the restaurant into a piano bar.

Gene gets invited to his first sleepover, and things don't go as planned; Bob and Linda record themselves while sleeping to prove who snores more.

Bob and Linda's double date takes a disastrous turn when the couples get trapped; Louise hosts a zombie movie night, but when the zombies turn out to be too scary, Tina must take charge.

The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain; Tina meets a hermit living in the woods; Bob and Linda experience what it's like to be empty nesters.

After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party; Linda asks Hugo if Bob can go with him while he's doing restaurant health inspections.

When Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, Stewie uses Brian's DNA to impregnate himself in an effort to save their relationship.

Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like; Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.

Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagara Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision; Peter is hailed a hero after finding a missing boy.

When Brian becomes more submissive as a result of obedience school, Peter realizes his misses the old Brian; Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg.

Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends -- a group of mean girls -- are talking about him behind his back.

Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie.

Lois books a couple's vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program; Carter becomes frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics.

Brian takes Stewie's Adderall in hope of finishing a 2000-page proposal to give to an author at a book convention; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.

For Father's Day, the guys search for Joe's estranged father; Peter pretends to be Joe after learning that Joe's father is intolerant of people with disabilities; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall.

Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend; Lois wants a new mattress.

While Bender becomes dizzy with fame on a robot planet, Fry and Leela are in mortal danger. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.

Fry discovers that 1,000 years worth of interest has made him a billionaire. Voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal. Guest voice: Pamela Anderson Lee.

Fry becomes king of an alien planet after accidentally drinking their liquid ruler. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.

Fry must prevent a giant ball of garbage launched into space in the 21st century from crashing back into Earth.

Bobby gets involved in protecting the environment, which threatens to reveal a 30-year-old secret held by Hank, Dale and Bill.

Nancy decides she needs a face-lift; Dale comes up with a not-so-foolproof scheme to acquire the money.

Hank's unique health condition threatens his ability to compete in the Durndle County Mower Races.

Bobby poses as a high school student with a failing kidney, so that he can enjoy the perks of high school life; Dale goes into the portable toilet business.

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After Peggy is conned into buying an expensive at-home Ph.D.course, she comes up with a plan to scam the scammers.

When Cotton's WWII veteran's group, the VFW, is threatened with bankruptcy, Hank suggests the group invite Vietnam vets to become members.

Homer finds his calling as a TV recapper, but his harsh grading causes a brawl with Krusty; after almost killing Homer, Krusty hides out at a real circus and finds happiness there.

After a failed Black Friday shopping spree, Marge is determined to fix Christmas; Homer and the kids surprise Marge with a vacation to a Florida resort.

When Marge and Homer leave Grampa to baby-sit the kids, some little green army men trigger a PTSD episode, sending the family on a journey to Grampa's past and the time period when he was a post-war toy model.

When Lisa spots a new best friend from the window of the bus, she gets a taste of what life could be like with a different, more cultured family.

Homer angers Marge by watching their favorite show without her; Bart prepares to compete in Krusty's Holiday Trample.

Krusty reveals the untold story of his past in his movie "The Sands of Space"; while working as personal assistants on the movie, Bart and Lisa learn about the early years of their parents' relationship.

After Homer steals Comic Book Guy's car, he must either prove his innocence in court or reconcile with the jilted nerd.

When a romantic night ends in injury, Marge recovers by taking up kite boarding while Homer bonds with his hallucinated hernia; Lisa attempts to fix her parents' strained relationship by seeking advice from an unlikely source.

As Bart begins to excel in video game competitions, Homer discovers a passion for coaching him; Lisa attempts to bring Homer back to reality, but the plan causes chaos.

Krusty releases an all-female reboot of "Itchy and Scratchy," so Bart and his friends decide to boycott the show.

Lisa is scouted by the director of the Capitol City Philharmonic, to her band teacher's dismay; Homer works extra shifts at the plant, putting strain on the family.

Marge must rescue Lisa when she is mistakenly granted political asylum in Canada while on a vacation to Niagara Falls; Homer takes Maggie to a "Daddy and Me" class.

When Lisa's college fund goes missing, the documentary crime series "Deadline Springfield" goes in-depth to solve the case.

After Homer's work cuts children's health care benefits, Marge turns to buying healing crystals as a cheaper solution for Bart's ADD; Bart begins to succeed in school, prompting Marge to open her own crystals empire and sell to mothers at school.

When a video of Bart and Homer fighting goes viral, they begin a journey as social media celebrities; Lisa battles the school's new industrialized detention system.

Homer is demoted and must supervise interns, among whom is a go-getter who asks Homer to be his mentor; when Homer inspires him to start a business of his own, the two find themselves being chased by the mob.

During the San Castellanta street festival, much of the town finds their wallets have been pickpocketed; after the state investigator puts the wrong man in jail, Chief Wiggum sets out to catch the real criminal and show he's still up for police work.

Milhouse is trapped in another dimension; dead Homer's spirit tries some new bodies on for size; Selma finds love in an unlikely place.

Tina decides to join the Junior Lifeguards but struggles with the training; business booms when Bob and Linda offer free Wi-Fi at the restaurant, but it is soon threatened by a cyberattack.

When a malicious juice truck owner tries to set up shop in the Belchers' alley, Louise devises a plan to win back their turf; Linda learns that she can't always run to her sister's defense.

The Belchers attend open houses for the free food; Linda meets a charming real estate agent and agrees to a private showing; the kids stumble upon an unexpected surprise; the family ends up getting involved with a real estate scheme.

When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage; annoyed with Brian's perceived pretension, Stewie endeavors to destroy his glasses.

When Peter goes to his mother's home to retrieve his stash of porn, he finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure.

When Peter's sister, Karen (Kate McKinnon), visits for Thanksgiving, she acts like a bully; Brian and Stewie go on a cleanse.

Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter; Brian tries to fix the situation.

The guys find Joe too difficult to be around when he is trampled by bulls and becomes a quadriplegic; when the husband of the woman Brian is sleeping with returns home, he pretends to be the family's new dog.

While participating in a newly formed neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.

When the guys travel to Korea to retrieve the final episode of an Asian soap that Quagmire starred in, Quagmire is reunited with a former lover; Stewie is concerned that he will be a redhead.

Lois and Peter become show-business parents when Stewie is cast in a peanut butter commercial and starts earning money for the family.

While Lois and her mother are away at the spa, Peter and Carter fall for an email scam and go to Africa to recover their money; Brian is interested in Meg's friend, Patty.

After Peter overloads his old cellphone with mobile apps, he buys a replacement and gives his old cellphone to Chris, which triggers a series of terrible events; Stewie joins a tennis club and asks Brian to be his partner.

When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Brian -- thanks to dog years -- is the only one old enough to buy alcohol for Peter.

Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which makes Lois furious; Brian builds a device to help Stewie conquer his terrifying nightmares.

Bobby takes a women's self-defense class at the YMCA where he learns to kick assailants in the groin.

When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem.

Peggy, wrongly convinced she speaks fluent Spanish, takes Bobby's class on a field trip to Mexico and accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl; a saucy policewoman has the hots for Hank.

A judge assigns Buck to community service with Habitat for Humanity; Peggy and Dee Dee plan a Christmas dinner at the Habitat house.

Bobby and Connie pretend to break up to throw off her parents, so the two can spend more time together.

Boomhauer gives advice on love, so Bobby will impress Connie on St. Valentine's Day.

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